My name is Miss. Misstearix
I come from a land far away in Easterix
Living in a beautiful country that is so Vasterix
I have a troubled Pasterix
But I am not Hasterix
I got accidentally held by Mr.Basterix
Oh! Sorry, by Mr.Gasterix
He says I should have a Blasterix
But he doesn’t come so Fasterix
He says I am sent by THE Masterix
In which case this will be HIS Lasterix
I just want to say I love reading Asterix
Oh Yes I have got a great Tasterix
And hope this wateveritz doesn’t go Wasterix