One of my acquaintances, Mr.X tells me that I am super duper slow in understanding things about myself and things going on around me. He goes on:
Mr. X : You are sleek and sexy.
Mr. X : You are a show off and a snob
Mr. X : You are secretive, you have lot of code names.
Mr.X : You are high maintenance
Mr.X : You are different. Some of us need training to understand you.
Mr.X : You are over-hyped
Me: Holy Moly I second that!!!!!!